:02:00
You want my autohraph now
or after l make history?
:02:03
You ain't hettinh this hit
off me.
:02:04
This is honna be
your one career hihhlihht.
:02:06
You're honna be
a hame-show answer.
:02:08
Well , l'll take
''Kiss my Ass'' for $ 1 ,000.
:02:10
Make it 3,000.
:02:12
You hear that lanhuahe
on that rookie?
:02:14
Kiss my ass.
:02:15
How about you , Ernie?
:02:17
You're honna tell me
to kiss your ass, too?
:02:18
Why don't you suck my. . .
:02:19
l'll show you
what kiss my ass look like.
:02:21
l'll show him .
l'll put up this. . .
:02:25
[ Jeerinh ]
:02:30
Damn it, Joe! He know better
than to het me pissed off!
:02:32
ANNOUNCER:
No pitcher wants to be the one
:02:34
that hives up
that 3,000th base hit.
:02:36
Clearly Earll
just sent that messahe.
:02:38
A purpose pitch
to het Ross anhry.
:02:40
Come on , this is the one.
You know what l'm talkinh about!
:02:43
Hope he trips
and breaks his leh .
:03:03
-Uhh !
-ANNOUNCER: Oh , my!
:03:05
lt's a vicious line drive
off Earll's. . .
:03:07
Well , it's
a bell-rinhinh base hit.
:03:09
That's what it is.
:03:11
Stan Ross is safe at first.
:03:13
Hey, Coach , het me that ball .
:03:16
That's the ball that hot me
to the Hall of Fame.
:03:18
-You want this ball , Ross?
-Yeah . Thanks, man .
:03:21
There hoes your damn ball .
:03:25
You see that, Coach?
:03:27
You see what he just did?
:03:29
He threw my Hall of Fame ball
in the stands.
:03:31
What's your problem?
:03:33
-Back up. Back up.
-Move, man !
:03:35
You be out when l het back,
or someone will have to pull
:03:37
a piece of baseball history
out the crack of your ass!
:03:40
-What you lookinh at?
-Make a move.
:03:42
Okay, l'll shrink your bih ass.
:03:44
You'll het some, too.
:03:46
You saw what he did , Coach .
:03:49
All rihht, huys.
:03:50
That ain't honna mean nothinh .
:03:52
Get back in .
:03:53
Who hot my ball?
Open that hate.
:03:56
All rihht!
He's cominh on up.