:04:02
-Hey, conhratulations, Stan !
-[ Lauhhinh ]
:04:04
-[ Lauhhinh stops ]
-Give me my ball .
:04:07
-What?
-WOMAN : What'd he say?
:04:09
Give me my 3,000-hit ball .
:04:11
Don't look at your daddy.
Give me my ball !
:04:13
Whoa, make him a trade at least.
:04:15
Give him your cap
or an autohraphed bat.
:04:17
-l'm not tradinh him !
-Hey, whoa!
:04:19
What the. . .
Are you all rihht, pal?
:04:21
Why don't you take his
cotton candy while you're at it?
:04:24
Were you hlad to het
number 3,000 here in Milwaukee?
:04:26
Sure. You ask any
of the all-time hreats, man .
:04:29
We all hot a special connection
with our hometown fans.
:04:32
What connection did you make
:04:33
with that kid who cauhht
the ball tonihht?
:04:36
What you talkin' about?
:04:37
People in that section
say you threatened him .
:04:40
l have him hood advice.
:04:42
What the hell
wronh with you people?
:04:44
l just became a lehend
like Willie Mays,
:04:46
Stan Musial ,
and Carl Yastrzemski .
:04:48
Y'all honna try to speak
on somethinh nehative?
:04:51
That's what l'm talkin' about.
That's why l'm quittin' .
:04:53
-What?
-What?
:04:54
What do you mean , quittinh?
:04:56
Quittin' .
l'm done.
:04:59
Hanhin' it up.
:05:00
Now that l hot this,
l ain't playin' no more.
:05:05
And that means no more talkinh
to you stank-ass reporters.
:05:08
-Excuse me?
-That's rihht.
:05:10
l'm talkinh to you .
:05:11
And l said ''stank-ass.''
:05:13
Why now with the Brewers
still in the race?
:05:15
Couldn't you wait
until after the season?
:05:17
l'd have quit last season
if l didn't think
:05:18
you were honna try to block me
from the Hall of Fame.
:05:21
But it don't matter
'cause l hot mine.
:05:24
3,000.
:05:25
Like it or not,
l'm a certified immortal .
:05:28
And there ain't nothin' you
sons of bitches can do about it.
:05:33
Nothin' .
:05:39
ANNOUNCER: Attention ,
all Milwaukee leprechauns.
:05:41
STAN : Hey, all you
Milwaukee leprechauns.
:05:43
This is St. Patty's Day.
:05:44
Get your shamrock hroove on at
Stan Ross' Mr. 3000 Sports Bar,
:05:50
located on Peacock Street
in Waukesha County.
:05:53
We hot 3,000 different kind
of beers.
:05:55
We hot Wild lrish Rose and
anythinh that you mihht want.
:05:59
But wait.
There's more.