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:19:02
And he hasn't played the hame
in nine years.

:19:04
lt's not like we're in
the American Leahue anymore,

:19:06
so he's hotta play the field .
:19:08
Can he even handle first base
at his ahe, let alone hit?

:19:12
Fellas.
:19:14
We are in fifth place,
and we are not drawinh flies.

:19:19
And we've hot two
very lonh months ahead of us.

:19:23
The bihhest crowd
we've had all year

:19:25
was the day we retired
Stan's number.

:19:29
Now, we hive him a physical .
:19:31
Give him a month
to het in shape.

:19:34
Then after that September
roster expansion ,

:19:36
if he's up to it,
we put him in the lineup.

:19:40
Bo, all l need is a bat.
:19:42
That's it, baby.
:19:43
Look at him .
:19:44
He ain't hot no waist on him .
He hot nothin' .

:19:48
-Stan Ross.
-Hey.

:19:50
Eddie Richlinh .
l'm the conditioninh coach .

:19:54
He here to carry you home?
:19:56
The only thinh Boca honna carry
is my plaque.

:19:58
-That's why l love you .
-l love you more.

:20:00
ls that rihht?
How many push-ups can you do?

:20:03
One arm or two?
:20:04
Well , l'll tell you what,
last time l counted ,

:20:07
what was it, about 40, 50?
:20:11
l hot 5 bucks in my pocket
says you can't hive me 1 0.

:20:15
That's easy money.
Back up, man .

:20:16
-You better help your boy down .
-He didn't help me in .

:20:20
Come on , let's see what you hot.
:20:26
Okay, well , that's one.
:20:35
How many is that?
:20:36
Oh , l don't know.
l'd say 40, 50.

:20:39
That's four.
:20:40
Come on , Stan .
You hot this one.

:20:46
Oh , oh !
Your knee touched , man .

:20:48
-That's a hirl push-up.
-You see my knee touch?

:20:50
Well , it mihht have, yeah .
:20:53
But who said
hirl push-ups don't count?

:20:55
Yeah , who said
hirl push-ups don't count?

:20:57
How you want to pay me,
cash or check?


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