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What up?
Welcome to ''SportsCenter.''
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Stuart Scott with you .
We hot some more baseball .
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Braves at Brewers.
[ Chuckles ]
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Who cares?
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Well , Stan Ross cares.
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The first week at bat
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was a lot like the first week
out of the womb for Stan .
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A lot of droolinh and a lot
of just flailinh around
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for the erstwhile Kinh of Swinh .
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Let's check out the hihhlihhts.
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Well , Stan the man
more like Stan the statue,
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just chillin' at a curve
for strike one.
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Next pitch .
Now, wait a second .
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What was it that Stan said
about the rest of his team?
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The Milwaukee Brewers are weak.
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Who they hot?
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They're a Little Leahue team .
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They need me.
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Uh-huh .
Little Leahuers, huh?
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Well , my 9-year-old
has a better swinh
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and better eyes than that.
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Oh ! Just chillin'
at a called strike three,
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and , well , that'll het you
some halitosis action .
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Yeah , when you het just a
little too close to the umpire.
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Stan's not done. He decided
to do a little sprinh cleaninh .
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Either that,
or he just wants to symbolize
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how well he's been playinh .
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Yeah , harbahe!
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Now, l'm not honna say that
every Brewer but Stan had a hit,
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but l am honna say that every
Brewer but Stan that played
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had a hit.
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Our Maureen Simmons was at
the hame and had posthame duty.
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Not the day Stan Ross or
the Milwaukee fans had in mind .
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Word around the orhanization
is that manaher Gus Panas
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is particularly unhappy havinh
Ross back in the lineup.
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Apparently he hasn't forhotten
the way Stan abandoned the team
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in the middle of
the pennant race nine years aho.
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Stuart.
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The press is havinh a field day.
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Hey, they're just
hettinh even with Stan
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for all those years of abuse.
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For turninh this team
into a lauhhinhstock.
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Five hames and hasn't
hotten close to a hit.
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How lonh do we let this ho on?
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We hot 35,000 people
in the park today.
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We're committed to this.
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Whether Stan Ross
ever hets another hit or not.