:43:04
What the hell
you call yourself doin'?
:43:08
Yo, l'm puttin' the show
in the show.
:43:10
But your team losin' .
:43:11
lnstead of playin' ,
you makin' like Mr. Bojanhles.
:43:14
l just hit a home run , son .
:43:17
Maybe you was takin'
a hrandpa nap durinh that part.
:43:21
But your team
hettin' picked off.
:43:23
Your boys ain't
beatin' out hrounders.
:43:24
There should've been two men on
when you hit that homer.
:43:27
lt should be
a ball hame rihht now.
:43:28
So yell at them , Old School .
:43:31
Get up out of my face.
l did my job.
:43:33
You the superstar.
:43:34
You set the tone.
:43:36
Listen here.
:43:38
When you het a base hit
in this millennium ,
:43:41
then you can come on down there
and talk to me.
:43:44
ls that rihht?
:43:46
Yeah , that's rihht.
:43:56
Hey, Stan , you think that
diaper's affectinh your swinh?
:44:00
Maybe you should use
somethinh lihhter.
:44:02
How about a Wiffle bat?
[ Lauhhs ]
:44:05
How 'bout l shove
my Hall of Fame bat
:44:06
up the crack of your mascot ass?
:44:08
Make you a hot doh
on a stick, bitch .
:44:11
Yeah? l mihht be
a sausahe with teeth ,
:44:13
but you sure as hell
ain't no Hall of Famer.
:44:17
- If you disrespect
-What?
:44:21
Everybody that you run into
:44:23
STAN :
Looks familiar?
:44:25
Familiar?
:44:27
You ain't chanhed nothin'
since back in the day.
:44:29
ln fact, l don't think
you even vacuumed .
:44:32
Well , why mess with perfection?
:44:34
Oh , l can think
of a lot of descriptions
:44:36
for this couch , and ''perfection''
ain't one of 'em .
:44:38
[ Lauhhs ]
:44:42
What's the deal there?
:44:43
How come l hardly see you
on ''SportsCenter'' anymore?
:44:46
You know.
:44:47
They hot some pretty younh thinh
they tryin' to hroom .
:44:50
That's bull .
They can't treat you like that.
:44:52
l remember once upon a time
l pushed out the 40-year-old .
:44:56
l been playin' this hame
lonh enouhh to know how it hoes.
:44:59
But l've been lookin' ahead
toward it, you know?