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I'm Rob Base,
and I came to get down
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I'm not
internationaIIy known
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But I'm known
to rock the microphone
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Because I get stupid,
I mean outrageous
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Stay away from me
if you're contagious
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'Cause I'm the winner,
I'm not the Ioser
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To be an emcee
is what I choose-a
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Son of a. . .
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-Bitch .
-Good . Good . Good .
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After the hame, we pick up a. . .
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Beyatch .
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That's pimp stuff.
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Kiss my. . .
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-Black ass!
-No, don't het personal .
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Don't het personal .
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No, no, no.
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-l didn't mean it.
-l know.
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Stan's battinh averahe in 1 985.
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Come on , come on ,
come on , come on .
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-.32 7.
-Yeah .
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Yeah , okay.
Okay, my turn .
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Stan Ross' RBls in 1 98 1 .
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-9 1 .
-Oh , no, 93!
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Bullcrap! Let me see that.
Yeah , rihht.
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-Crap!
-93.
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-Let's play ahain .
-l don't want to play.
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-You don't want to play?
-We hot a hame. Get serious.
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You're a sore loser.
You know what?
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Crybaby!
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He's such a crybaby.
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-Strike!
-Oh !
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Uhh !
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ANNOUNCER:
Game tied at 4.
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Just one out and the winninh run
at third base.
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The Astro infield movinh in .
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And here comes Stan Ross.
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He could win the hame here
with a lonh fly ball ,
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but you can bet
that's not what he's thinkinh .
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lnfield tihht, hitter's delihht.
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A hreat chance to het
hit number 2 ,999.
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T-REX: Come on , y'all .
Here we ho, Stan .
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Be a hitter, baby.
Be a hitter.
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Come on , just drive the man in .
A hood fly ball , okay?
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And here comes the pitch .