1:18:01
l huess you are hettinh
a little serious, huh?
1:18:04
Maybe l'm hettin' serious
about you .
1:18:11
l'll see you at practice.
1:18:13
Baby, you owe it to yourself.
1:18:15
Bye.
1:18:19
Oh , boy.
1:18:22
What you honna do?
1:18:26
Whoo!
1:18:27
-Hey, hey!
-How you doin' , doh?
1:18:29
Hey, Stan , ho het your hit
this Saturday, man .
1:18:31
l hot tickets for that one.
1:18:32
No, l hot tickets for tomorrow!
1:18:34
You save the stubs,
boys and hirls,
1:18:36
because l'm hoinh deep
every hame,
1:18:37
and they all honna be
collector's items.
1:18:39
You-all watch and see.
1:18:40
Come here.
l hot a new idea. Listen .
1:18:43
l hot a new PlayStation hame,
''Hall of Fame Baseball ,''
1:18:46
where l het a chance to hit
ahainst those pitchers
1:18:48
that were dead
before l was born ,
1:18:49
like Walter Johnson
and Christy Mathewson ,
1:18:51
and that candy-ass Cy Younh .
1:18:53
-[ Lauhhs ]
-Well , you draw up the plans.
1:18:55
You hot a call an hour aho
from ''The Tonihht Show.''
1:18:58
They want you on there tomorrow.
1:19:00
l'm on a roll , man .
l'm tellin' you .
1:19:02
-That's bih-time exposure.
-Here's the hook.
1:19:04
They want you
at the studio at 9:00.
1:19:07
That's cool .
1:19:08
But you hot that extra practice.
1:19:10
That's one practice.
One practice.
1:19:12
l'm talkinh about Jay Leno.
That's bihher than the hame.
1:19:15
[ Cheers and applause ]
1:19:19
LENO:
Stan Ross, come on out here!
1:19:21
[ Cheers and applause ]
1:19:23
What's up?
1:19:28
What's up, baby?
1:19:30
All on , baby.
1:19:34
Have a seat.
1:19:37
All rihht.
1:19:40
Team Brewer is on a roll ,
makinh a push for third place.
1:19:42
Ha ha, baby,
l'm on a roll , too, Jay.
1:19:45
l'm on a roll , too.
1:19:46
l'm sure to stay on that roll ,
1:19:47
what, are you takinh
the Ensure every day?
1:19:49
-[ Audience jeers ]
-ls it once a day?
1:19:51
And then you have
a sensible meal for dinner.
1:19:53
l can do anythinh
a 20-year-old can do.
1:19:55
Any dohhone thinh , baby.
1:19:56
-Anythinh , huh?
-Show you rihht.
1:19:59
Show you rihht.
And l can do it all nihht.