Napoleon Dynamite
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:18:06
How long did it take you
to grow that mustache?

:18:09
A couple of days.
:18:11
I wish I could grow one.
:18:18
Are you gonna eat your Tots?
:18:20
No.
:18:23
Can I have 'em?
:18:52
You see that girl
over there?

:18:55
She came over to my house
the other day.

:18:58
- Why?
- I don't know -

:19:00
but she left all this crap
on my porch.

:19:04
She's pretty good-looking.
:19:06
Do you dare me
to go talk to her?

:19:08
Sure.
:19:22
I see you're drinking one-percent.
Is that 'cause you think you're fat?

:19:28
'Cause you're not. You could be
drinking whole if you wanted to.

:19:33
Well, I have all
your equipment in my locker.

:19:37
You should probably come get it 'cause
I can't fit my nunchakus in there anymore.

:19:42
Where's your locker?
:19:53
Hey, can I have
one of your key chains?


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