Napoleon Dynamite
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- Have you asked anybody yet?
- No, but who would?

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- I don't even have any good skills.
- What do you mean?

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You know, like -
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nunchaku skills,
bow hunting skills -

:34:12
computer hacking skills.
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Girls only want boyfriends
who have great skills.

:34:17
Aren't you pretty good
at drawing, like -

:34:20
animals and warriors and stuff?
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Yes.
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Probably the best
that I know of.

:34:26
Just draw a picture of the girl
you want to take out -

:34:29
and give it to her
for, like, a gift or something.

:34:32
That's a pretty good idea.
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Now, if you invest
in the 24-piece set -

:35:04
I'm gonna throw in
a little gift.

:35:06
So, what's the gift?
:35:10
I bet you folks
don't have one of these.

:35:18
I want that.
:35:21
You see, this ain't
your run-of-the-mill "crapper-ware."

:35:24
These are some serious
"NuPont" fiber-woven bowls.

:35:27
So, if we purchase
the 24-piece set -

:35:30
the mini sailboat
is included?

:35:32
That's correct, sir.
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Lance, you look like
a strong young pup.

:35:39
Why don't you see if you can
give that a nice tear.

:35:50
Don't hurt yourself now.
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I can't do it.
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Can't.
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So, uh -

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