Napoleon Dynamite
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:37:03
Bye-bye.
:37:08
Poor kid. I've been takin' care of him
while his grandma's in the hospital.

:37:13
He still wets the bed
and everything.

:37:16
You're kidding.
:37:17
Yeah, he's a tender little guy.
He still gets beat up and whatnot.

:37:22
Anyway, uh -
:37:25
so we still feelin' pretty good about this,
uh, 32-piece set here?

:37:31
What the crap was Uncle Rico
doin' at my girlfriend's house?

:37:34
Napoleon, let go of me!
I think you're bruisin' my neck meat!

:37:36
Fine.
:37:38
What the heck
are you guys doin'?

:37:40
Tryin' to ruin my life
and make me look like a friggin' idiot?

:37:43
I'm out makin' some
sweet moola with Uncle Rico.

:37:45
Geez, I think
you ripped my mole off.

:37:48
- I did?
- Yeah, is it bleeding?

:37:51
A little bit.
:37:53
Hey, Kip.
:37:58
I wish you wouldn't
look at me like that, Napoleon.

:38:01
I wish you'd get out of my life
and shut up.

:38:04
I'm gonna tell you somethin'. While you're playin'
patty-cake with your friend Pedro -

:38:07
your Uncle Rico -
is makin' 120 bucks.

:38:10
I could make that much money
in five seconds.

:38:12
Geez. Yeah, right, Napoleon.
I made, like, 75 bucks today.

:38:16
Napoleon, it looks like
you don't have a job.

:38:19
So why don't you
get out there and feed Tina.

:38:21
Why don't you go eat
a "decroded" piece of crap.

:38:26
There's a lot more where this came from -
:38:29
if you go to the dance with me.
:38:31
Yours truly, Napoleon Dynamite.
:38:43
You know you're gonna
go to that dance with that boy.

:38:48
By noon I need them 8,000 hens
moved into their new cages.

:38:51
Sometimes they don't
want to cooperate.

:38:55
But you give 'em a good shakin',
they'll settle down for ya.

:38:58
Do the chickens have
large talons?


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