Napoleon Dynamite
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:56:02
Hey. Vote for Summer.
:56:04
Hi. Vote for Summer.
:56:08
So, that guy in Florida
give you your money back yet?

:56:11
Oh, I wrote him an e-mail,
sayin' I'm gonna contact the authorities -

:56:14
if I don't get a refund in full.
:56:18
Don't you ever wish you could go back -
:56:21
with all the knowledge
you have now? Tsk.

:56:24
I guess so.
:56:26
Well, I'll tell you somethin' right now.
You'd find your soul mate.

:56:30
- I've already got a soul mate.
- Oh, yeah. What's her name again?

:56:33
- Lafawnduh.
- Lafawnduh. Huh.

:56:37
- How's she doin'?
- Well, I think I'm gonna need some time off.

:56:40
She's flyin' out from Detroit
for a few days.

:56:43
Well, what about work? Well, haven't...
haven't you studied up on the new product?

:56:47
- Yes.
- Well, do you know it backwards and front?

:56:51
Basically.
:56:54
Why don't you sell some
to that girlfriend of yours?

:56:57
You might as well do somethin'
while you're doin' nothin'.

:56:59
Because she doesn't need any.
That's why.

:57:06
Hey. I did some drawings
for the flyers.

:57:10
Thanks.
:57:12
Why do you got
your hood on like that?

:57:15
Well, when I came home from school,
my head started to get really hot.

:57:20
So I drank some cold water,
but it didn't do nothing.

:57:25
So I laid in the bathtub
for a while -

:57:27
but then I realized that it was my hair
that was making my head so hot.

:57:32
So I went into my kitchen,
and I shaved it all off.

:57:36
I don't want anyone to see.
:57:39
I know what you mean.
:57:44
There's just so many options.
:57:50
That one's good.
Looks like a medieval warrior.

:57:55
You know, you're right.
That's a good one.


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