Napoleon Dynamite
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1:08:00
Nah, I was thinkin'of somethin'
a little more - soft around the edges.

1:08:05
Hmm. Well -
1:08:08
I have a nice, soft pink sheet
I could hang -

1:08:10
and I could wrap you in some foam or -
something billowy?

1:08:17
Yeah, billowy's good.
1:08:21
It'd be really nice -
1:08:23
if I could get
the fan going.

1:08:26
I could hang some tinsel
from the top.

1:08:31
You know, Deborah,
you have - striking features.

1:08:35
Such a soft face should be
complimented with a -

1:08:40
soft body.
1:08:43
Mr. Rico?
1:08:45
My friends and clients,
they call me "Uncle Rico."

1:08:52
What are you doing?
1:08:54
Shh. Don't say another word.
1:08:58
Napoleon told me
you'd be interested.

1:09:07
Napoleon?
1:09:09
You stop wishin',
and call me when you're ready.

1:09:43
- Hello?
- Napoleon?

1:09:45
- Yeah. Who's this?
- It's Deb -

1:09:48
and I'm calling to let you know
I think you're a shallow friend.

1:09:50
- What the heck are you even talkin' about?
- Don't lie, Napoleon.

1:09:53
Your Uncle Rico made it very
clear how you feel about me.

1:09:56
What?
1:09:57
I don't need herbal enhancers
to feel good about myself.


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