:24:00
A map of what?
:24:03
The location of...
:24:05
...of hidden items
of historic and intrinsic value.
:24:14
- A treasure map?
- That's where we lost the FBI.
:24:18
You're treasure-hunters, aren't you?
:24:21
We're more like treasure-protectors.
:24:23
Mr Brown, I have personally seen the back
of the Declaration of Independence,
:24:28
and I promise you, the only thing there
is a notation that reads,
:24:32
"Original Declaration of Independence,
dated...
:24:34
"Four of July, 1776." Yes, ma'am.
:24:37
But no map.
:24:51
It's invisible.
:24:54
Oh! Right.
:24:56
And that's where we lost
the Department of Homeland Security.
:25:00
What led you to assume
there's this invisible map?
:25:03
We found an engraving
on the stem of a 200-year-old pipe.
:25:06
Owned by Freemasons.
:25:08
- May I see the pipe?
- We don't have it.
:25:15
- Did Big Foot take it?
- It was nice meeting you.
:25:18
Nice to meet you, too.
:25:21
And, you know,
that really is a nice collection.
:25:23
Must have taken you a long time
to hunt down all that history.
:25:31
If it's any consolation,
you had me convinced.
:25:34
It's not.
:25:36
I was thinking, what if we go public,
plaster the story all over the Internet?
:25:40
It's not like
we have our reputations to worry about.
:25:44
Although I don't think
that's exactly gonna scare Ian away.
:25:49
180 years of searching,
and I'm three feet away.
:25:52
Of all the words
written here about freedom,
:25:55
there's a line here
that's at the heart of all the others.
:25:59
"But when a long train of abuses
and usurpations,