1:16:03
Are you sure?
1:16:06
Ladies and gentlemen,
my name is Jane Ryan.
1:16:12
Roxy, behind you!
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Nassau County Department of Truancy.
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This girl, Roxanne Ryan,
is now in my custody.
1:16:19
And that girl, Jane Ryan, is an accomplice
in her criminal activities!
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And she stole my stupid ugly mutt too.
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I don't know what is going on here,
but that "mutt" is mine.
1:16:29
Come here, ugly doggy.
1:16:31
- And I order you to give him back.
- Yeah, you and what army, lady?
1:16:37
- Officer!
- Me?
1:16:39
Arrest that man!
1:16:42
Yes, ma'am.
1:16:43
Oh, my baby.
1:16:46
Fly.
1:16:49
Every time.
1:16:50
- Hey, that's my mom's dog!
- I think it started.
1:16:56
It doesn't look like Cats.
1:17:00
Everybody, freeze.
1:17:05
Someone please explain to me
what is going on.
1:17:11
I think I can do that.
1:17:14
See, this guy over here...
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...that man who thinks he's Chinese...
You're not.
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- And his mother are criminals dealing
in pirated music, movies...
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...and probably Gucci handbags.
I don't know.
1:17:28
- Probably.
- The guy with the eyebrows.
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- We know him. He drove us over here.
- He didn't tell us he was in the play.
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A cop and an actor.
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And how, may I ask, did you two
get involved in this?
1:17:41
- I think I can shed some light on that.
- You see...
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...senator, it was this crime fighter here,
Officer Lomax...
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...who tracked down the Bang family
and wouldn't rest until justice was served.
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So really, we're just witnesses
to his sting operation.