:35:03
- Well, I heard back from greg.
- Who?
:35:08
He called me this morning.!
:35:11
- What did he say?
- "What did he say?" wheezy.
:35:16
He called me from a hotel.
:35:19
- A hotel?
- Mm-hmm.! Subtle this man is not.
:35:23
He calls me and basically says, "come over
for an afternoon of hot, nostalgic sex."
:35:29
Oh, my god!
What did you say?
:35:32
I said, "order up some of that
room service shrimp cocktail, honey.
:35:35
I'm comin' over.!"
:35:38
- No.
- Yes.!
:35:40
Two hours ago i'm in the suv.
:35:42
I'm actually on my way
to meet greg...
:35:45
at the radisson, no less.
:35:48
You should've seen me, wheeze.
I'm driving barefoot...
:35:50
with these "fuck me"shoes
bouncing on the passenger seat.
:35:53
It's a good hair day.
All systems are go.
:35:56
- And?
- And two blocks from the hotel...
:36:00
I turn around and drive home.
:36:05
Why, miss?
:36:07
Why? Because the last time
greg saw me naked I was 22.
:36:12
I was still perfect, wheezy.
:36:15
He's picturing me as a girl.
:36:17
If I let him see me now,
the girl is gone forever.
:36:20
She gets replaced
by a housewife who's had twins.
:36:23
I mean, you should see
my bazooms, wheeze.
:36:26
It's like national geographic
over here.
:36:28
Oh, come on, miss.
You always needed a bra.
:36:33
Ouchy.!
:36:35
Wait a minute.
:36:38
You're getting laid,
aren't you?
:36:42
- What are you talking about?
- I know you.
:36:45
Your voice changes
when you're getting laid.
:36:47
Spill the beans, wheezy.
:36:50
Who is he?
:36:52
I don't know.