:58:00
You never learned how.
That's why you need me to help you.
:58:10
And who are you, louise?
:58:13
- You my wife?
- I am. I'm your wife.
:58:18
Usually I tie your ties
and hang them on the doorknob...
:58:20
so all you have to do is slip them
over your head, but I forgot today, so...
:58:25
you need my help.
:58:26
And here's another thing
you have to imagine.
:58:29
You've gotten chubby
over the years.
:58:33
Your hair has started to thin.
:58:35
- Can you imagine that?
- Yeah.
:58:38
And today's one of those days
when you look in the mirror...
:58:41
and you wonder if you have
any fucking purpose at all in life.
:58:45
You're having a moment
of serious doubt.
:58:49
- I'm scared.
- You're terrified.
:58:54
You're terrified.
:58:57
And here I am.
I'm standing behind you, tying your tie.
:59:00
You, a grown man in your boxers
and black socks.
:59:04
I'm standing here like your mother,
and I look down at your stomach and...
:59:10
you have love handles.
:59:13
They're oozing out
over your boxers.
:59:15
I reach down, grab them,
give them a jiggle...
:59:17
and I say, "darling...
:59:22
why don't you take up jogging?"
:59:25
Imagine me saying that to you...
:59:27
just like that.
:59:29
Singsong, like a joke.
:59:33
- And what do I say?
- Nothing.
:59:38
You say nothing.
:59:40
There's nothing you can say.
:59:42
You just have to stand there
until I finish.
:59:44
You just have to suck it up.
:59:50
- That's pretty harsh.
- You bet.
:59:53
And guess what.
:59:57
It's just the tip of the iceberg.