:01:04
Oh man...
- Stop it.
:01:16
- Hello?
- Hi! I'm on my way.
:01:20
I got stuck in a traffic jam. In a cab...
:01:23
- No foreplay, no afterplay...
:01:26
- A normal baptism with a normal
priest, in a normal church.
:01:29
And I want that grating!
Thanks!
:01:32
- What baptism?
You got a kid?
:01:36
- Jesus...
- Adam!
:01:40
Adam, you got hitched already?
:01:42
- Are you crazy?
The wedding's in the fall.
:01:46
- Oh.
:01:48
- We're launching a CD.
:01:50
- You're destroying yourself.
Diabetes is really dangerous.
:01:54
I want you to cool it for once.
- What do you mean?
:01:57
- Well, you don't even have
a flat!
:01:59
Sure you won't think about it?
:02:02
- This is for you.
- My IQ is 167, I've got a good job,
:02:06
I've always got it ready for you,
:02:10
an orgasm like a blown volcano!
:02:13
- Look, we fuck. Nothing else.
Got that?
:02:16
- Got it. You get laid
and I sleep alone.
:02:20
Will you invite me, Mr. Groom?
:02:22
- Your boss, the one you love,
is also married!
:02:27
- He's not!
:02:30
And if I want, he'll never marry
that blonde Slovak girl.
:02:34
- And how will you do that?
Turn her into an elephant?
:02:38
- I might if I need to.
:02:41
Your wife can wash them next!
- Thanks.
:02:46
- He came to me and
we made love all night.
:02:50
In the morning I woke up alone
and I've never seen him since.
:02:55
Then six months later I heard
he was dead.
:02:58
He had a malignant tumor
in his rectum...
:02:59
He didn't want me to be there
when he was dying...