:12:04
Do you like me at least a bit?
:12:07
- Course I do.
:12:13
Look, I can't even do it
if I'm not in love.
:12:16
- And how will you make
love to me?
:12:19
- The usual way.
- What's "the usual way"?
:12:23
- First the foreplay and then coitus.
:12:36
Oh God... Don't say,, coitus".
:12:49
Describe it for me.
:12:53
Look, first you get undressed.
:12:58
- You won't undress me?
:12:59
I don't know
:13:02
where all your buttons
and clips and all that are.
:13:05
I won't find them, I'll get depressed
:13:07
and I won't get it up.
:13:10
And then I'll turn you around,
:13:13
I pull you closer
so you feel...
:13:18
...my erection on your crotch.
:13:20
- Don't say,, crotch".
:13:25
Why not?
- Don't know. It's weird!
:13:30
Which anniversary this time?
First date, first kiss, or what?
:13:34
You really don't know?
That's pretty sad, sweetheart...
:13:38
- Jesus Christ! I can't take this any more!
:13:39
Can't you just tell me
what event it is?
:13:43
- Today is exactly 13 weeks
since our wedding.
:13:46
- In a week it'll be 14!
:13:48
Are you gonna bug me about it for
the rest of my life? Get out of here.
:13:50
- But it's good that we keep
remembering it!
:13:57
Dear God, what are you punishing me for?