Raising Helen
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but some of these kids are not exactly
angels, you know what I mean?

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They're 15. It's teenage stuff. It's harmless.
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No, it's not really harmless,
cos one of these punks - his name's BZ -

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I'm about to kick his butt outta school.
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Let's just get upstairs
before Henry finds the bowl.

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Yeah, Henry. You said the kid likes
basketball. He never ever picks up a ball.

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I know. I've noticed that.
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The thing with Sarah and the shoes
the other day, that's not the first time...

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Hey, what do you expect, Dan?
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They've lost their parents, moved to a new
city, changed schools, changed religions.

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Well, let's talk about some things
you could do at home.

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You wanna know
what I've been doing at home?

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I've been doing the best I can.
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Do you have any idea
what this has done to my life?

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Hey, Helen, do you have any idea
what it's done to theirs?

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Hey, Pastor Dan, Mr Self-righteous,
I'm hanging on by a thread here.

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I lost my sister, my social life,
my disposable income,

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my ability to fit into a size two
and - this just in - my job.

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Pretty much the only two things that
haven't disappeared are my nicotine fits

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and the few pounds that have recently
taken up residence on my ass.

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So forgive me if I'm not too thrilled about
being lectured, in Queens,

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about being a lousy legal guardian
to three kids

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who maybe shouldn't have been
given to me in the first place.

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They weren't given to you, they were
entrusted to you by their mother, who...

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Don't you talk about Lindsay.
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Don't you dare talk about Lindsay.
You didn't know her.

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- Gimme the turtle.
- That was outta line. I'm sorry.

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Dan, give me the damn turtle.
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Helen...
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Helen.
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Hey, Helen.

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