Raising Helen
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2:03:02
‡ You will never live it down
Unless you whip it

2:03:05
‡ No one gets their way
2:03:07
- Good shot, Mom.
- Good shot, Mom.

2:03:15
- OK, step out. Holy Toledo.
- Huh?

2:03:18
What is going on?
2:03:20
Jen, our little sister has grown up
and turned into a dance-club tramp.

2:03:26
Please. You should talk. You had your fun.
2:03:29
Yeah. That was fun,
but I was never a size two, you traitor.

2:03:33
Hey, we would have won
if we'd played horse.

2:03:36
(Lindsay) Audrey, Henry, no video games
until you clean up the den.

2:03:39
- (Audrey and Henry) Mom!
- (whinnies like a horse)

2:03:43
- Oh, honey.
- (girl) Night, Mom. Night, Dad.

2:03:46
(Dad) You're looking good out there.
2:03:47
Thanks, Dad.
The coach said I can play in every game.

2:03:49
- That's great.
- Good night, everybody.

2:03:51
No, the birthday girl
should not be doing the dishes.

2:03:54
- I agree.
- Yeah.

2:03:55
I'll go change my shirt
and I'll come back and take over. OK?

2:03:58
OK.
2:03:59
You guys are such a Pottery Barn
catalogue. How did that happen?

2:04:03
Woo!
2:04:05
It's like they've never seen a dress before.
2:04:07
Um... They just haven't seen
half of a dress.

2:04:12
You know what you were saying
about the Pottery Barn catalogue?

2:04:15
You know how you get there?
You meet the nice guy,

2:04:19
you get married,
and you get to experience...

2:04:23
(both) The miracle of life.
2:04:25
(they laugh)
2:04:30
- Oh. Oh.
- Oops.

2:04:34
Well, I don't know
why I bother talking to you two.

2:04:36
Hello in there.
Will I be seeing you in four months?

2:04:41
Yes, I will. I hope you like potpourri.
2:04:44
Yes, I do.
And I hope you like Tupperware parties.

2:04:48
And lots of flowers. Lots of...
2:04:51
It's true as well. I do, I love 'em.
2:04:55
I love flowers.
2:04:58
- (boy) ‡ I wanna feel what love is
- (Helen) ‡ I wanna know what love is


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