2:27:09
I mean, Lutheranism
has been in our family for as long as
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Lutheran people have been around.
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Being a Lutheran is the greatest.
I mean, right, kids?
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Hippo wants to be a Lutheran, too.
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Hippo is a Lutheran.
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I knew that God told us to move here
so that we could attend your fine school.
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A good, solid education
taught our Lutheran way is the best way.
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- I mean, isn't that right, Father?
- Pastor.
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- Father Pastor.
- Pastor Parker.
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Right.
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Thank you for that fine testimonial.
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Hallelujah.
2:27:48
Hallelujah.
2:27:50
Well. I'm just gonna need the kids'
transcripts and blood tests and they're in.
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- Blood tests?
- Make sure they're really Lutheran.
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You'd be surprised
how many non-Lutherans try to sneak in.
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I'm sure. Um, problem.
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They're all hemophiliacs.
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All three of them. Can't take blood.
2:28:12
- Shh. They're sensitive.
- It's a joke.
2:28:15
Why would I joke about hemophilia?
2:28:18
There's no blood test. That's the joke.
2:28:21
Oh.
2:28:22
You don't have to be Lutheran to go here.
It's Queens.
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There's, like, 50 Lutheran kids
in the whole neighborhood.
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Shall we take a look around?
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So we have space available.
Can you handle the tuition?
2:28:31
- (Helen) Not a problem.
- (Sarah) Tetherball!
2:28:33
Oh, yay!
2:28:36
Henry, we have basketball courts,
gym down there.
2:28:38
- Saint Barbara's believes in basketball.
- Oh.
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So what's the Lutheran take
on the afterlife?
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Pretty much the standard
heaven, hell, purgatory thing?
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- Pretty much. Old school around here.
- You wanna go see the basketball courts?
2:28:51
- No, I'm gonna go play tetherball.
- OK. Play hard.
2:28:54
OK.
2:28:56
Pastor Dan.
2:28:58
Hello.