2:39:01
( jazz)
2:39:07
(man) Hey! Stop that racket.
2:39:10
(canned laughter on TV)
2:39:12
Are you all right, Aunt Helen?
You've been watching reruns all day.
2:39:15
Reruns are the culture of the unemployed.
2:39:21
(knock at door)
2:39:23
Hey, I'll get it. I have no life.
2:39:29
(knocking)
2:39:34
Cable guy.
2:39:37
It's the Exorcist.
2:39:50
- Hi.
- Hi.
2:39:52
Sorry about Martina.
2:39:55
So I brought you comfort food -
Chunky Monkey.
2:39:59
- Would you like to come in?
- Pastor Dan.
2:40:02
Hey, kids.
2:40:04
How did he get past
the visual security system?
2:40:07
- Who cares? Now we can watch MTV.
- Yeah.
2:40:10
It's funny how one moment
I'm living my life
2:40:13
not really in touch with the fact that I'm
sharing this planet with permanent pens,
2:40:18
and the next moment
one such pen has made, shall we say,
2:40:21
an indelible impact on my career.
2:40:24
- Hey, Helen.
- A black mark on my record,
2:40:26
X-ed out my future...
2:40:27
- Helen.
...and, in short, my career is dead.
2:40:31
Like your turtle.
2:40:34
- What?
- Turtle's dead.
2:40:37
Oh, no.
2:40:40
Oh, Irwin, no.
2:40:41
May he rest in peace...
2:40:44
Shut up. You don't understand.
This is Henry's turtle. It's his friend.
2:40:49
He's...
2:40:50
He can't be dead.
2:40:52
Oh, he's dead.
2:40:55
We need to find a body double now.