:11:03
Shit, one more life or death
seems pretty insignificant...
:11:07
in the greater planetary scheme of things.
:11:09
It makes a big difference to me.
:11:12
Death isn't glamorous, Alan.
:11:16
I guess I don't really know you.
:11:20
You, and about four billion other people
on the planet.
:11:23
Don't give me
that misunderstood artist bullshit.
:11:27
We all have problems. We deal with them.
:11:32
You know, you are whining.
:11:35
You're being kind of a creep,
to tell you the truth.
:11:40
I'm sorry.
:11:43
I'm just in my "poor me" stage.
:11:47
Call me an asshole.
:11:48
Are you ever going to pull...
:11:50
such a stupid, cruel, selfish stunt
like that again?
:11:54
-No.
-Promise?
:11:56
Promise. Cross my heart.
:11:59
Now, who loves you?
:12:01
-My mom.
-Who else?
:12:06
Baby Jesus?
:12:07
Funny. Who else?
:12:11
-You?
-Yeah.
:12:15
But I guess you want proof of that,
don't you?
:12:18
Proof is good.
:12:21
It's a little late, but...
:12:26
-happy birthday.
-Thanks.
:12:29
I like the artwork.
:12:33
Let's see here.
:12:36
"Rock 'n' Roll Revival,
Varsity Stadium in Toronto...
:12:40
"starring John Lennon
and the Plastic Ono Band."
:12:44
Jessie, where did you get these?
:12:49
How do you cut yourself
shaving in a fucking bathtub?
:12:52
That's just fucking clumsy.
Who shaves in a bathtub anyway?
:12:55
Only chicks take baths, man.
:12:57
-Shut up, Hector.
-Shut up?
:12:59
Show him the picture you took.
He sold it to the school paper.