:59:00
You heard that story?
:59:02
I think everybody's heard that story.
:59:07
Kid wants to buy a car.
:59:10
Sees a brand-new Caddy sitting out
in front of this guy's house.
:59:14
"For sale by owner. "
:59:16
Kid knows he can't afford no Cadillac car.
:59:19
Can't get within a shout of a Caddy...
:59:22
but he's curious, you know?
:59:25
How much does something like this go for?
:59:27
Kid, this is your lucky day.
$750 and you can drive it away.
:59:32
Yeah, right. That's about as funny
as a screen door in a submarine.
:59:36
No joke, kid.
Pony up the cash and she's yours.
:59:40
Hell, I'll even take a check.
You've got an honest face.
:59:43
I heard it was a Thunderbird.
:59:46
T-Bird, Caddy, same shit.
:59:49
It's a story.
:59:51
I may only be 17, but I'm no idiot.
:59:53
Nobody sells a car like this for $750.
:59:56
I don't want her anymore, son.
:59:59
She smells.
1:00:01
You can't get a smell like that out.
1:00:04
I've tried everything you can think of,
and some you can't.
1:00:09
You see....
1:00:12
I was on a business trip.
1:00:14
Gone a couple, three weeks.
1:00:36
God!
1:00:46
She must have been dead
practically the whole time he'd been gone.
1:00:50
I don't know if it was a suicide
or a heart attack or what.
1:00:53
She's all bloated up...
1:00:55
and the car, it's filled with that smell...
1:00:58
and all he wanted to do was sell it.