:11:03
You know, you are whining.
:11:06
You're being kind of a creep,
to tell you the truth.
:11:12
I'm sorry.
:11:14
I'm just in my "poor me" stage.
:11:18
Call me an asshole.
:11:19
Are you ever going to pull...
:11:21
such a stupid, cruel, selfish stunt
like that again?
:11:25
-No.
-Promise?
:11:27
Promise. Cross my heart.
:11:30
Now, who loves you?
:11:32
-My mom.
-Who else?
:11:36
Baby Jesus?
:11:38
Funny. Who else?
:11:41
-You?
-Yeah.
:11:45
But I guess you want proof of that,
don't you?
:11:47
Proof is good.
:11:51
It's a little late, but...
:11:55
-happy birthday.
-Thanks.
:11:59
I like the artwork.
:12:03
Let's see here.
:12:05
"Rock 'n' Roll Revival,
Varsity Stadium in Toronto...
:12:09
"starring John Lennon
and the Plastic Ono Band."
:12:12
Jessie, where did you get these?
:12:17
How do you cut yourself
shaving in a fucking bathtub?
:12:20
That's just fucking clumsy.
Who shaves in a bathtub anyway?
:12:24
Only chicks take baths, man.
:12:25
-Shut up, Hector.
-Shut up?
:12:27
Show him the picture you took.
He sold it to the school paper.
:12:30
-Got $25, man.
-You going to split it with me?
:12:33
-It is my naked ass in the paper.
-Well....
:12:36
-Just fucking with you, man. Lighten up.
-See? I told you.
:12:39
He ain't depressed if he's fucking with you.
It was an accident.
:12:41
Look, you don't accidentally
slice your wrists.
:12:44
Hector Passmore here passed out
as soon as he saw a little blood in the tub.
:12:48
I didn't pass out,
I just felt a little woozy, is all.
:12:51
I'm a pacifist, man.
I don't dig the sight of spilled blood.
:12:54
-Tell Archie it was an accident.
-I'd really rather not talk about it right now.
:12:58
See?