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Jesus Rules!
Jesus Rules!
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Let's pray.
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Lord, we're gonna have
an awesome school year
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here at American Eagles
Christian High...
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I know I'm not supposed
to ask for specifics, Lord,
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like when I prayed for an expensive car
and got the handicapper van instead,
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but I want this to be
the best year ever.
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And between you and me...
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... I think you'll agree
I totally deserve it.
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Thank you for sparing me from
the eternal hellfires of damnation.
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I'm sorry I let that Promise Maker guy
touch me in the rectory.
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Daddy still hasn 't stopped drinking,
but I know you're working on it.
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And I really want to be a Jewel.
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I wonder if rollerboy's paralyzed
everywhere below the waist.
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Oh, yeah, she digs me.
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Please, Jesus,
don 't let Dad humiliate me.
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Those Jesus freaks
are on to something.
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Especially in front of her.
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About Dean and I,
I thought we had a deal.
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Why is he at Mercy House?
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You did restore me, right?
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And keep our president safe.
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Amen.
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Now, who wants to come down here
and give their heart to the Lord?
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Who wants to start the year
off right and get saved?
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A lot of temptations
over the summer.
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I bet some of you folks
backslid just a little.
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Who wants to recommit
themselves to the Lord?
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There we go!
All right.
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All right.
Praise Jesus.
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Fantastic.
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Praise Jesus.
Come on down.
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- There you go.
- Awesome.
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Welcome home.
Welcome home to Jesus.