:46:05
Did I ever tell you about the time
that I shoplifted a frozen turkey
:46:09
out of a Piggly Wiggly wearing only
a tube top and some daisy dukes?
:46:23
I can't pay for all of this.
:46:27
Compliments of Hilary Faye.
:46:35
So, Patrick asked you out,
and you turned him down?
:46:39
The boy is a tomcat,
even if he is a big J.C. freak.
:46:43
And, double-plus bonus.
I'm pretty sure he's not a mo.
:46:47
He's Pastor Skip's son,
and I'm about to pop a baby out.
:46:51
I should tell Patrick to act gay.
Maybe then he'd get a little action.
:46:54
Nice, very nice.
:46:59
Does it ever bother you
that he can't walk?
:47:02
He can't walk?!
:47:05
No, I mean
it must be tricky, that's all.
:47:08
I don't care.
:47:09
- He gets me, and I get him.
- Cool.
:47:14
- Hello, ladies.
- Hello.
:47:16
Check this out.
:47:17
I got a candy bar
and a whole nickel.
:47:20
Oh, Jesus.
:47:21
Don't look now, but bitch face
is here with your boyfriend.
:47:27
Hey, guys.
:47:29
Merry Christmas.
:47:33
What's wrong with her?
:47:36
It's nothing.
:47:37
I just get this really left-out feeling
around Christmas time, you know?
:47:42
Jewish.
:47:44
Well, if you decided
to accept Christ into your heart,
:47:47
then you and your people
could join in on the fun, too.
:47:51
We should go.
:47:54
Bye, guys.
:47:56
- Wait!
- What?