:16:02
Yeah. My bride said she'd like
to see me lose a few pounds.
:16:04
She thinks the dancing will help.
I said it won't.
:16:08
- I think you'll win that argument.
- I'm taking classes to impress the ladies.
:16:11
You know what they say
about guys who can dance, right?
:16:13
- That they're great in bed.
- Yeah, baby.
:16:15
- Where do you get that stupid crap?
- Everywhere. What do you think?
:16:19
Everybody knows a guy who can move
on the dance floor can move in the sack.
:16:22
Most guys, they can't dance at all. Guys
who can, they get their pick of the litter.
:16:26
That's why, when I'm done with this class,
babes will drop at my feet.
:16:29
They're gonna be droppin'
dead at your feet.
:16:31
When you took your shoes off in class
today, I had to run to the window for air.
:16:35
What kind of person says something like
that to somebody they don't even know?
:16:38
Hey, man, I'm doin' you a favor.
:16:40
I'm telling you something obnoxious about
yourself that you might not be aware of.
:16:43
If there's something obnoxious about me
that you don't think I'm aware of,
:16:45
y'all should feel free to say
something about it to me.
:16:50
Shooting fish in a barrel.
:16:52
- Where are all the ladies, anyways?
- I don't know what I'm talking about.
:16:55
The ladies, they all go and take
the classes down at Doctor Dance -
:16:58
that's, like, the hip place to go downtown.
Ditzy Mitzi's is only hangin' on by a thread.
:17:02
Only reason I go there is she lets me
rehearse whenever I want for free.
:17:06
I'm gonna compete in the
Chicago Taittinger Trophy.
:17:09
Soon as I find a partner.
:17:12
So... that leaves you.
:17:17
Leaves me? How? What?
:17:19
Leaves you as the only one here
who hasn't said why he's dancing yet.
:17:22
Oh. Well, I'm dancing
for exercise, like Vern.
:17:25
Bull.
:17:26
Because I'm lousy in bed, like Chic.
There, I've said it.
:17:29
- That is bull! I didn't say I was bad in bed.
- You didn't have to.
:17:33
Come on, why?
:17:36
Is there any pepper here?
Could I have some?
:17:39
That's what I thought.
:17:41
She was a Blackpool finalist, you know.
:17:44
Who?
:17:45
The princess.
The other teacher, Paulina.
:17:48
What's Blackpool?
:17:50
Every year, all the best dancers
from all over the world...
:17:52
go to England to compete there.
She was there last year with her partner -
:17:56
who they say was much more to her
than just her partner.
:17:59
Anyway, he dumped her. That's the only
reason she came back here to teach -