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A million and a half people
ride the El trains every day.
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Over 20 years, I've written wills
for about 8.000 of 'em.
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I've sat with 'em as they've
combed through their assets.
:00:41
Figured out which kid gets
the painting over the fireplace,
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which one gets the
antique spoon collection.
:00:49
Last thanks, parting shots, confessions...
People try to fit it all in.
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And once I've finished,
another life has been summed up -
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assets and debts tallied,
then zeroed out.
:01:04
You initial here and there,
you sign at the bottom...
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then, If you're like most clients,
you look up, smile,
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and you ask the question I've heard
for 20 years: "Is that it, then?"
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"That's it for the paperwork", I tell 'em.
"The rest is up to you."
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# Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you
:01:30
# Happy birthday, dear Dad
Happy birthday to you
:01:36
Ohh, wow. Beautiful.
:01:38
All right, make a wish.
:01:44
Sorry. I just have
to take this call.
:01:45
- Did you win?
- "Take this call"?
:01:48
- She's 14. How can she be "taking calls"?
- Jen, not now. Now's not the time.
:01:52
Remind me, why was it we agreed
to give her the phone?
:01:55
- Emergencies.
- Which this is, by the way.
:01:57
Serious problem over there.
:01:59
Get off, Jen.
Now, please. Come on.