:53:04
What was the score at half-time
in the NBA playoffs last night?
:53:06
Why?
:53:07
Why? You said you watched.
What was the score?
:53:09
- I forget now.
- You didn't forget. You didn't watch.
:53:12
You don't care about playoffs.
You care about dancing!
:53:15
Shh!
:53:16
I do not.
:53:18
Yeah? Then what's this?
:53:20
Give me that! No!
Give me that! Give me...
:53:23
It's not even mine.
It's my mother's.
:53:27
At least, it was my mother's until I took it
to this wonderful alterations guy...
:53:30
who had it tailored for me.
:53:34
Look, it's not like I've
figured this out either.
:53:36
- Hey, listen...
- What?
:53:40
- Come back to class.
- No.
:53:41
You could take over as
Bobbie's partner in the Latin dances.
:53:45
You've got those knocked already.
There's no way I could learn 'em in time.
:53:48
I'm not comin' back as
the Bobbinator's partner!
:53:50
We'll look like an olive
and a toothpick together.
:53:53
Besides, she would
never dance with me.
:53:55
Sure she would.
:53:57
Just the Latin dances.
I'll still do the waltz and the quickstep.
:54:01
She would.
:54:03
No!
:54:05
Not if he was the last bald, bad-breathed,
heterosexual sequin-freak on earth -
:54:09
which he probably is.
I'm not doin' it.
:54:11
You wanna win the Latin competition
or not? It's up to you. I don't care.
:54:15
Link already knows the dances.
And he'll be a good competitor.
:54:18
Right, Link?
:54:27
So, finally giving up
on the underage bimbettes...
:54:30
and gonna go for a real woman?
Is that it?
:54:33
Yeah, no more underage bimbettes for me.
Only real women from now on.
:54:38
Don't even think about coming near me
without a breath mint. You got that?
:54:44
And quit lookin' at my ass.
:54:46
We'll try.
:54:49
Vern, you know, there's a
joyful freedom in your Latin.
:54:53
And Chic, you have an innate sensuality
quite uncommon in a man.
:54:59
I've entered you both in the
competition along with John.