:05:01
Who can stop this shark menace?
:05:06
Hi, I'm Oscar. You might think you know,
but you have no idea.
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[rap music]
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Welcome to my crib. The good life,
the way the other half lives.
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Check it out,
I got my 60" high-def, flat-screen TV
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with 6-speaker surround,
CD, DVD, PlayStation hook-up
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and an 8-track player for days when
you're feeling a little... [beatbox]
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old school. [laughs]
:05:36
'Cause even a superstar
Mack daddy fish like me
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has to have the basic necessities.
:05:42
Yeah, like money. [laughs]
:05:44
Come on, Shorties.
Why ya'll messin' with my fantasy?
:05:48
'Cause you so broke,
your baloney has no first name.
:05:53
That's very funny.
:05:55
Hey, Oscar.
Over here. I gotta talk to ya.
:06:01
- Be right there. Hang onto these.
- Oscar, you da fish.
:06:05
Yo, doo.
:06:07
Yo, Crazy Joe.
:06:10
Now that you live in that penthouse,
can I be your financial advisor?
:06:15
That's a billboard, Crazy Joe.
:06:18
You live in a billboard?
And they call me crazy.
:06:25
- Hey, Oscar. Look who came to visit.
- [shrieks]
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- [Shorties] Gotcha.
- No. Don't do that.
:06:32
- Shouldn't you be in school?
- Shouldn't you be at work?
:06:36
Right back at me, huh?
Little smart mouth.
:06:38
Look, I'm on my way.
Stay outta trouble, all right?
:06:42
- And clean that stuff up.
- See ya.
:06:45
[# intro from Car Wash]
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[# intro from Car Wash]
:06:50
See ya, Oscar. [laughs]
:06:57
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