:17:04
Magic mirror.
:17:05
Don't tell him anything!
:17:11
Evening.
:17:13
Mirror, mirror on the wall.
:17:15
Is this not the most
perfect kingdom of them all?
:17:18
Well, technically,
you're not a king.
:17:22
Ah..., felonious.
:17:24
-You were saying.
-What I mean is a...
:17:26
...you're not a king, yet.
:17:28
But you can become one.
:17:30
All you have to do,
is marry a princess.
:17:32
Go on.
:17:34
So, just sit back
and relax my lord,
:17:38
because it's time for you
to meet today's eligible bachelorettes.
:17:42
And here they are.
:17:46
Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused
shedding from a kingdom far, far away.
:17:50
She likes sushi
and hot tubbing anytime.
:17:53
Her hobbies include cooking and
cleaning for two evil sisters.
:17:56
Please welcome... Cinderella.
:17:59
Bachelorette number two is a
cape wearing girl from a land of fantasy.
:18:02
Although she lives with seven other man,
:18:04
she is not easy.
:18:05
Just kiss hers dead frozen lips
and find out what a live wife she is.
:18:09
Come on.
Give it up for... Show-white.
:18:12
And last but certainly not least.
:18:15
Bachelorette number three
is a fire-red head,
:18:17
from a dragon guarded castle,
surrounded by a hot boiling lava.
:18:20
But don't let that cool you off.
:18:21
She's a loaded pistol who likes
Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.
:18:24
Yours for the rescuing,
Princess Fiona.
:18:29
So will it be, bachelorette number one?
Bachelorette number two?
:18:33
Or bachelorette number three?
:18:35
-Two... -Three! -Two!
:18:39
One. No, no, no.
:18:40
Three.
Pick number three my lord.
:18:43
Ok, ok. Number three.
:18:46
Lord Farquaad. You've chosen...
princess Fiona.
:18:55
She's nice. Fiona.
She's perfect.