:50:01
I rescue pretty damsels,
man, I'm good
:50:03
What a guy, ha-ha, Monsieur Hood
:50:05
Break it down
:50:09
I like an honest fight
and a saucy little maid
:50:11
What he's basically saying is he likes to
get...paid
:50:14
So, when an ogre in the bush
grabs a lady by the tush
:50:17
That's bad, that's bad,
that's bad, that's bad
:50:19
When a beauty's with a beast
it makes me awfully mad
:50:21
He's mad, he's really mad
:50:23
Now I'll take my blade and
ram it through your heart
:50:25
Keep your eyes on me, boys,
'Cause I'm about to staaar-
:50:36
Man, that was annoying.
:50:37
Oh, you little...
:51:07
Shall we?
:51:10
???all the forin???
:51:14
Whoa, hold on, now.
Where did that come from?
:51:17
-What?
-That. Back there. That was amazing.
:51:20
Where did you learn that?
:51:22
Well, when one lives alone one has to learn
these things in case there's a...
:51:28
There is an arrow in your but.
:51:29
What? Oh, would you look at that.
:51:32
Oh, no... This is all my fault.
I'm so sorry.
:51:35
-What's wrong?
-Shrek's hurt.
-Shrek's hurt? Shrek's hurt!
:51:39
-Oh, no. Shrek's going to die.
-Donkey, I'm ok.
:51:41
You can't do this to me Shrek.
I'm too young for you to die.
:51:44
Keep your legs elevated.
Turn your head down.
:51:45
-Does anyone know how to handle...
-Donkey! Calm down.
:51:48
If you want to help Shrek,
run into woods and find me
a blue flower with red thorns.
:51:53
Blue flower, red thorns. Ok, I'm on it.
Blue flower, red thorns.
Blue flower, red thorns.
:51:57
Don't die Shrek.
And if you see a long tunnel,
stay away from the light!
:51:59
-Donkey!
-Oh, yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns.
Blue flower, red thorns.