:48:00
I do believe we can make this
work to our advantage.
:48:05
Happily Ever After potion.
Maximum strength.
:48:09
For you and your true love.
:48:11
If one of you drinks this,
you both will be fine:
:48:14
happiness, comfort
and beauty divine.
:48:17
You both will be fine?
:48:18
I guess it means it will affect
Fiona too.
:48:22
Hey, man. This
don't feel right.
:48:24
My donkey senses are tingling all over.
:48:25
Why don't you just drop that
jug of voodoo and let's get outta here.
:48:28
It says: beauty divine.
How bad can it be?
:48:34
I see you're allergic to that stuff.
You're gonna have a reaction.
:48:37
And if you think that I'm gonna be
smearing baby rub all over your chest...
:48:41
think again.
:48:42
Just in case there's something
wrong with the potion...
:48:45
allow me to take the first sip.
:48:46
It would be an honour to lay my
life on the line for you.
:48:50
Ah, no, no, no...
I don't think so.
:48:52
if there's gonna be any animal testing,
I'm gonna do it...
:48:55
That's the best friend's job.
Now give me that bottle.
:49:04
How do you feel?
:49:06
Well, I don't feel...
any different
:49:08
Do I look any different?
:49:10
You look like an ass to me.
:49:13
Maybe it doesn't work on donkeys.
:49:16
Well, here's to us, Fiona.
:49:19
Shrek!
:49:20
If you drink that,
there's no going back.
:49:22
I know.
:49:23
But no more wallowing
in the mud?
:49:26
No more itsy butt crack?
:49:27
I know!
:49:28
But you love being an ogre.
:49:33
But I love Fiona more.
:49:37
Shrek, no!
Wait!
:49:52
I think you grabbed the fartier
... of the potion.
:49:56
Maybe it's a dud.
:49:58
Or maybe Fiona and I were never meant to be.