:53:05
Good morning, sleepy head.
:53:08
Good morning!
- We love your kitty.
:53:11
My head...
:53:13
Here, I fetched you
a pail of water.
:53:15
Oh, eh,... thanks.
:53:25
A cute button nose,...
:53:27
thick wavy locks?!...
:53:30
Taut round buttocks?!
:53:33
I'm... I'm...
:53:34
Gorgeous
:53:35
I'll say.
- I'm Jill. What's your name?
:53:38
I'm... Shrek.
:53:39
Shrek? Wow!
:53:40
Are you from Europe?
:53:42
You're so tense.
:53:43
I wanna rub your shoulders.
- I got it covered, thanks.
- I don't have anything to rub.
:53:47
Well, get in line.
:53:48
Have you, ladies, seen my donkey?
:53:50
Who are you calling "donkey"?
:53:53
Donkey?!
You're a...
:53:55
A stallion, baby!
I can whinny!
:53:58
I can ...
:54:00
Look at me, Shrek!
:54:01
I'm trotting.
:54:04
That's some quality potion.
What's the next stuff?
:54:07
Oh, don't drink the potion
:54:11
Warning! Side effects may include:
burning, itching, oozing, weeping...
:54:16
Not intended for heart patients,
or those with nervous disorders.
:54:25
What?
:54:26
Senor! To make the effects of this
potion permanent
:54:29
the drinker must obtain his
true love's kiss...
:54:32
...by midnight.
:54:33
Midnight? Why is it
always midnight?
:54:36
Pick me! I'll be your true love.
- I'll be your true love...
:54:39
I'll be true... enough.
:54:41
Look. Ladies, I already have a true love.
:54:46
But take it from me, boss.
You're going to have one satisfied princess.
:54:50
Let's face it. You are
...
:54:53
But inside you're still the same
old mean, salty
:54:56
cantankerous...
-All right then!
:54:58
...angry ogre you've always been.
- And you're still the same annoying donkey!