1:02:01
Oh! Hello again.
1:02:07
Fairy godmother... Charming.
1:02:10
You'd better have a good reason
for dragging us down here, Harold.
1:02:14
I'm afraid Fiona isn't really warming
up to prince Charming.
1:02:20
Not my fault.
1:02:22
Of course it's not, dear.
1:02:23
I mean, how charming can I be when
I have to pretend to be I'm dreadful ogre.
1:02:28
It's nobody's fault. Perhaps it's best
if we call this whole thing off, OK?
1:02:33
What?
- What?
1:02:34
I mean you can't force someone
to fall in love...
1:02:37
How I hate to differ.
I do it all the time.
1:02:41
Have Fiona drink this and she'll fall in
love with the first man she kisses...
1:02:46
which will be Charming.
1:02:49
Err...no.
1:02:50
What... did you say?
1:02:52
I... I can't. I won't do it.
1:02:54
Yes you will. If you remember I helped
you with your happily ever after.
1:02:59
And I can take it away just as easily.
1:03:03
Is it what you want?
1:03:05
Is it?
1:03:07
No.
1:03:09
Good boy. Now, we have to go.
1:03:12
I need to do Charming's hair
before the ball.
1:03:14
You know it's all high in the front.
You can never get to the back.
1:03:18
You know you always need someone
to do the back of your hair.
1:03:19
Thank you, mother.
1:03:21
MOTHER!?
1:03:23
Err... a talking horse.
1:03:26
The ogre.
1:03:29
Stop them!
1:03:32
Stop them!
1:03:35
Far Far Away royal ball blow out.
1:03:41
Miss Muffet's curds and whey
1:03:46
Everyone who's anyone has turned up
to honour Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek...
1:03:51
and oh my!... the outfits
look gorgeous.
1:03:53
Look! Hansel and Gretel!
1:03:58
And right behind them:
Tom Thumb and Thumbelina...