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:13:02
- Inner quiet.
- Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!

:13:05
Jesus Christ, man!
What the hell is wrong with you?

:13:08
Please, just shut up! Fuck!
:13:12
- God.
- What's with the hostility, man?

:13:14
I know you're a little frustrated
with your life right now...

:13:17
but you can choose to be less hostile.
:13:24
The fucker hit into us.
:13:26
Hurry it up, will ya?
:13:29
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
:13:32
Hey, that's not cool, asshole!
:13:47
Nice shot. Jackoffs.
:13:50
- What the hell are you doing?
- Oops. Look out.

:13:56
Uh? Uh-huh.
:13:58
Oh. Oh, check it out.
:14:02
- This is gonna be fun. This is gonna be fun.
- Go to it.

:14:14
Just don't give up on Maya. Cool, smart
chicks like that require persistence.

:14:17
I don't wanna talk about it, please.
:14:20
All I know is that she's beautiful,
a lot of soul.

:14:22
She's perfect for you.
:14:24
I'm just not gonna feel good about this week
until I know you guys have hooked up.

:14:27
Don't you want to feel that cozy little box
grip down on your Johnson?

:14:31
Hey! Mind keeping it down, buddy?
:14:34
A woman finds out how I live...
:14:36
that I'm not a published author,
that I'm a liar, essentially...

:14:40
any interest she has
is gonna evaporate real quick.

:14:43
If you don't have money at my age,
you're not even in the game anymore.

:14:47
You're just a pasture animal
waiting for the abattoir.

:14:50
- Abattoir. What is that?
- Slaughterhouse.

:14:54
Abattoir. Huh.
But you know what?

:14:57
You are gonna be
a published author...

:14:59
because you're gonna get the good news
this week about your book.


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