:13:01
Great.
:13:06
Heather, you can't just
walk away from the family.
:13:09
If you want to go somewhere,
you gotta ask permission first.
:13:11
Dad, I'm 18 years old.
:13:14
Sorry.
:13:15
She's 17. You are 17.
:13:19
Fine. For a couple more hours.
I am 17, and then I'll be 18.
:13:23
Then I can party and have sex.
:13:24
- Sex?! No, no.
- Yeah, sex.
:13:26
Missionary, doggie-style,
rockin' the baby,
:13:29
gettin' tea-bagged,
:13:30
playin' the trombone
while I'm tossin' his salad,
:13:33
hand jobs, ear jobs,
blow jobs.
:13:36
Gettin' a pearl necklace,
ridin' the bologna pony...
:13:39
- sucking--
- That's enough!
:13:41
- Did she say bologna?
- I don't know.
:13:43
...whenever I want, and best of all,
I won't have to listen to you.
:13:49
Can you believe that?
:13:51
What came after
getting tea-bagged?
:13:55
Something about the trombone.
:13:58
Okay, everybody,
congratulations!
:14:00
You guys have been punk'd!
:14:03
There's cameras everywhere,
right, son?
:14:05
We'll be back in five minutes
with the release forms.
:14:08
Let's go.
:14:16
Oh, shit! Awesome!
:14:20
- Terminal Malcolm X?
- Yeah.
:14:27
Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles.
Usually you gotta go to two places,
:14:31
- but there you get the one--
- This is a terminal?
:14:33
It's great, 99 cents. Everything.
:14:38
Oh, check out the car.
:14:41
This place has every--
there's a basketball court.
:14:46
In your face!
:14:49
Get your short ass on,
you leprechaun.
:14:52
Look like my ex--
short and stupid.
:14:53
Everything's short.
:14:55
I don't know about all that,
:14:56
but if Denzel walked his fine
sexy ass in here right now,