Soul Plane
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:17:00
I thought it was because
I was the only brother.

:17:02
No, Karl. It's 'cause you sucked!
:17:05
Oh, I sucked?
:17:06
What are you gonna do--
go all "postal" on me, Mr. Mailman?

:17:10
My man, what's goin' on, baby?
:17:13
Ah, that's nice.
That's real nice.

:17:18
I'd like to be them jeans.
Make no sense.

:17:26
Excuse me.
How you doin', man?

:17:27
Can I get through here,
sweetie?

:17:29
What's goin' on, fellas?
My man.

:17:34
When the buzzer pop, nigga,
you stop!

:17:37
Do y'all know who I am?
:17:40
We don't give a damn
about who you are.

:17:43
Let your little ass
take one more step...

:17:45
...we'll bury your ass in them fake-ass
iguana shoes you're wearin'.

:17:49
Ladies, it's me. It's Nashawn Wade,
owner of this airline.

:17:53
Come on, remember.
I hired y'all.

:17:55
- It's him.
- There ya go.

:17:56
That's a little more like it.
Thought you had amnesia.

:17:59
Yes, it is him!
:18:01
You that little nigga got his ass
caught in a toilet seat.

:18:11
All right, little player, go on, take
your little cute rich ass on through.

:18:14
Go ahead, little player.
:18:16
Bet that ass still tight,
ain't it?

:18:19
Shit, bitch. I hope we don't lose
our benefits over this.

:18:22
We sorry, Mr. Wade!
:18:24
My tooth is hurtin'.
:18:26
And it's fuckin'
with your breath, girl.

:18:28
Upsettin' all my insides here.
:18:30
Don't you say shit else
for a year.

:18:31
You done melted the whole side--
:18:33
That's what you get
for fuckin' us up.

:18:44
I'll tell ya, I knew I shoulda got
the new Aerostar.

:18:47
Check out the safety rating.
:18:49
I'm a little nervous.
:18:51
I heard someone say
this is the first flight for this airline.

:18:54
It has five cup holders.
:18:55
Honey, the FAA, they're very strict
about who they let fly an airline.

:18:58
It's gonna be okay, believe me.
:18:59
Yeah, I know, but I think we're
the only white people on the plane.


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