:30:00
to the screen in front of you
for a safety video.
:30:20
What is this?
:30:22
Now that you got on our plane
and you be listenin'
:30:24
You better just do as we say
or you'll be missin'
:30:27
Better put your seatbelt on
or you'll be dyin'
:30:30
If the plane goes crazy,
then you will not be flyin'
:30:33
Now we direct you to
the nearest locations
:30:36
Where you might desire
to exit your vacations
:30:39
If we lose the pressure,
you'll be chokin'
:30:42
Or if there's a fire,
then you'll be smokin'
:30:45
The oxygen we will be providin'
:30:47
This some black shit here.
:30:50
You're a survivor
:30:52
- Here we go.
- There we go.
:30:54
You're a survivor,
you'll keep on flyin'
:30:57
You're a survivor,
you don't go down there
:31:01
Honey, what is this?
:31:03
You're a survivor,
you not be dyin'
:31:05
You're a survivor,
you'll keep on flyin'
:31:08
You're a survivor,
you don't go down there
:31:12
You're a survivor,
you got your fair share
:31:14
You're a survivor
:31:16
Whoo, you're a survivor
:31:26
There's the owner right there.
:31:31
Hello, everybody.
Welcome to NWA Airlines.
:31:33
Here at NWA, safety is
a very important part of flying,
:31:36
but let's be real.
:31:37
If something goes wrong,
we're all going down, right?
:31:40
Is that supposed to be funny?
:31:44
I'm just kiddin'--I'm playin'.
:31:45
That's why it's our policy
that fun comes first.
:31:47
So please, sit back, relax,
and enjoy your flight.
:31:49
You're a survivor.
:31:52
You are.