Soul Plane
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:44:00
So I'm runnin' this motherfucker
like Vegas on fight night.

:44:02
We got a cockfight
we settin' up in ten minutes.

:44:04
Cockfight?! I'm in.
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No. Let me tell you over here.
:44:10
I don't even want
everybody in my business.

:44:12
Hold me down.
:44:16
- What's up, cuz?
- You know what?

:44:19
I'm not even gonna make
a scene in here.

:44:20
I'm goin' back
to the front of the plane.

:44:22
When I get back here,
I want this to be business class.

:44:25
- Okay. You got it, man.
- You can do that for me?

:44:28
My man. Thank you, Muggs.
:44:35
Would you like
champagne or wine?

:44:37
We'll have champagne.
:44:38
Would you like Moet or Cristal?
:44:41
Motit...et. Moet.
:44:45
All right.
:44:46
I know you have a drinking problem,
so please drink slow.

:44:50
That's for you. And sir,
please don't swallow your ice.

:44:54
That's all I can afford
to give you.

:44:57
Hello. Would you like Colt .45
or Alizé?

:45:03
Maybe you could explain to us
what those are.

:45:05
My pleasure, sir.
:45:07
Colt .45 tastes like
liquored-up beer,

:45:09
and it sneaks up on you
all of a sudden.

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And Alizé--oh, that's my favorite.
It's from France.

:45:15
It's a cog-nac, it's very fruity,
:45:17
and it'll make you wanna do
the hucklebuck,

:45:19
then pass out
in your own juices.

:45:21
Guess I'll have that.
:45:23
Wise choice.
:45:24
Yo, player, you got a little
somethin'-somethin' for me?

:45:27
Yeah, I have a shorty 40.
:45:29
No, no. Do you have
any whole milk?

:45:32
Sir, that is nasty.
:45:33
I do have a Puerto Rican lady who's
lactatin', I'll see what I can do.

:45:39
Tonight, we're serving a plate
of gourmet soul food

:45:42
with your choice of lobster
and filet mignon

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or crisp duck confit,
:45:47
I'll have the filet,
:45:53
And for you, sir?
:45:55
I ordered a special
Kosher meal... yag-weh.

:45:58
Excuse me?

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