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What are you doing here?
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Thought I'd surprise you.
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Oh!
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- Where've you been?
- I was stranded in St James's Park.
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A frilly fop with a hard-on
thought I was a whore on the make.
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This is why I prefer Hyde Park.
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There's so much less of that sort of thing.
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So, what happened?
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Once he found my cock,
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off he went.
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It wasn't the case with me.
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Let me show you something.
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Here.
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Read.
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"I come unknown to any of the rest
to tell you news:
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I saw the lady drest.
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The woman plays today...
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The woman plays..." The woman?
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What? Hm?
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An actress.
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A what?
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An actress.
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At Cockerell's Tavern.
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The Cockpit put up a little stage.
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Very tatty, but still.
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My, my, it's a joke.
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- It's a fake. Jimmy Noakes...
- I know Jimmy Noakes.
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And it was not Jimmy Noakes.
It was not any man.
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It was a girl.
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But it's illegal.
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One did think as much.
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Wha...
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A woman playing a woman.
What's the trick in that?
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What was the play?
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No!
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If you're wondering,
she did not play the Moor.
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- How was she?
- What?
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Oh, you mean the acting?
I never noticed the acting.
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Did you go round after?
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Oh, too crowded. Pepys went.
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If two mice were fucking in a nutshell,