:02:06
Now, the next time that a plane
goes down, you better be on it.
:02:12
Will you do my back, please?
:02:14
- Sure.
- I don't wanna tan weird.
:02:16
- Am I tanning weird?
- No.
:02:18
- Honestly.
- You're bronzing.
:02:29
There's no such thing
as a petty crime.
:02:32
No minor infractions.
:02:35
There's only the law.
:02:38
Freeze! Bay City P.D.!
:02:44
That's me in the leather jacket
and tight jeans.
:02:48
See that guy I'm chasing?
I hate him.
:02:51
And I'll do everything
in my power to stop him.
:02:53
Wanna play, let's play.
:02:55
Because it's my job to stop him.
:03:01
Goddamn!
:03:03
And the city pays me a damn
good salary to do my job.
:03:07
Besides, he crossed the line.
:03:11
And in Bay City,
when you cross the line...
:03:17
... your nuts are mine.
:03:21
I said, freeze!
:03:22
My name is David Starsky,
and I'm a cop.
:03:29
I've always had this theory
about police work:
:03:33
If you can't beat them, join them.
:03:41
No! No! No!
:03:48
Put the money in there.
:03:50
Too many cops worry about
the wrong thing: Crime.
:03:54
Not me, though.
I'm looking out for numero uno.
:03:57
- Hey, old-timer. Put this on Dallas.
- Come on! Let's go!