:32:03
- That's a fake mustache.
- Oh, really?
:32:07
Well, I wonder if you
think this is fake.
:32:12
- Now, we got some questions!
- I don't gotta give you nothing, cop!
:32:17
Wrong! First, you've gotta
give me a little respect.
:32:21
Second, you're gonna give me some
answers, comprende, muchacho?
:32:35
- I like your style.
- I like your moves.
:32:37
Now, where were we?
:32:39
You were gonna tell us
about Terrence Meyers.
:32:42
Who's Terrence Meyers?
:32:44
- Wrong answer, Big Earl.
- Big Earl? I'm not Big Earl.
:32:48
- I'm Jeff.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.
:32:52
- Jeff?
- No one's who they say they are.
:32:54
Look.
:32:55
Honest, think about it.
I'm not even big.
:33:00
Yeah. No, that's a good point.
:33:03
Maybe it's an ironic name, like
Tiny over in Vice. He's, like, 8 feet tall.
:33:07
- Everybody says he's tiny...
- I know, except this guy's normal size.
:33:11
He'd have to be a lot smaller
for a name like Big Earl to be ironic.
:33:14
You don't have to be a midget.
You're not exactly...
:33:17
- How tall are you?
- I don't know, 5'9"?
:33:20
- Well, that is kind of... Basically...
- Borderline. It's average.
:33:23
Look. Big Earl got pinched two weeks ago.
He's in Bay City Correctional.
:33:27
I took over the bar till he gets out.
:33:30
Jeff, I'm sorry.
We apologize.
:33:33
We're gonna pay Big Earl a visit.
:33:35
Let me get this for you.
There you go. Good as new.
:33:38
A word of advice:
Next time you watch a place...
:33:41
...don't claim you own it
because you watch it.
:33:43
I housesit for my sister all the time,
it's not like I claim that I own her house.
:33:48
That goes for all y'all.
:33:51
Don't pretend to be
something you're not.
:33:53
Just be who you are.
:33:55
That's what's really cool.