:03:00
	Carshalton down to Reigate
That old A3
:03:07
	To Stella Street
It's the place for me
:03:12
	Hello. Here, do you like the motor?
:03:14
	She's big, she's bold and she's British.
Bit like me, really.
:03:18
	She's never been any trouble...
:03:20
	...which is more than I can say
for some of the birds I've been with.
:03:23
	Here, do you know this place?
Come on, I'll show you around.
:03:45
	After all that madness
of the '60s...
:03:47
	...Stella Street went back to being
another street in suburbia.
:03:50
	Just what I needed after all that
Hollywood palaver. Peace and quiet.
:03:54
	Or so I thought.
:03:55
	I couldn't conceive the nightmare about
to unfold in this suburban paradise.
:04:02
	Now, you see that old bird taking
liberties with the environment?
:04:05
	That's Mrs. Huggett, that is.
She's the cleaner on our street.
:04:09
	Mind you, I use that term loosely.
:04:12
	L can see what you're doing.
:04:15
	Oh, and that's Len.
He's the gardener.
:04:19
	Len!
:04:20
	Nice bloke. Bit touched.
:04:22
	- You all right?
- Can you see me when you look down?
:04:25
	- What a nutter!
- Morning, Mrs. Huggett.
:04:28
	Nice day for it.
:04:31
	Yeah, and you're another one.
:04:32
	That's Jimmy.
Word of warning:
:04:34
	Don't get talking about football,
you'll be there till bleeding Christmas.
:04:39
	- Hello, Mrs. Huggett.
- Oh, hello, Jenny.
:04:42
	Oh, I'm afraid your knickers got caught
in the spindle of the drier.
:04:46
	- Again?
- Yeah.
:04:48
	- Thank you for letting me know.
- Bye.
:04:54
	- Hello, darling.
- Hello, Michael.
:04:57
	You got my pilchards, then?
:04:59
	Yes, and I've got you
some mange-tout.