:45:01
No, Michael.
:45:03
Yes, well, that's just as well, girl.
All right, you have a nice little rest.
:45:09
Lt's a miracle she's not
in intensive care.
:45:11
Just on your right, here, ladies and
gentlemen, is Michael Caine's house.
:45:16
He's the star, of course,
of such great films as Alfie.
:45:19
Oh, my God.
:45:20
And, of course, Water,
with Billy Connolly.
:45:24
On your right, here,
is Jack Nicholson's house.
:45:28
There is, ladies and gentlemen,
Jack's very own cuckoo's nest.
:45:32
And there's Jack himself, ladies
and gentlemen, in his dressing gown.
:45:36
Living a normal life, here in Surbiton's
very own Beverly Hills.
:45:41
This pyromaniac,
who calls himself a gardener...
:45:45
...he breaks in here and he violates
my precious cow.
:45:50
And are you wishing to press charges
against Mr. McMonotoney, sir?
:45:54
Don't you know a crazy
when you see one?
:46:02
These people don't got the right
to fuck up my life.
:46:05
And there, on your left,
is Jack Nicholson's house.
:46:08
What do you mean,
"It's a free country"?
:46:10
This house, Mr. David Bowie.
:46:12
This is intolerable.
:46:14
Lt's a real infringement
on my personal liberty.
:46:16
L said, get rid of them! Now!
:46:19
And that's Joe Pesci's house,
ladies and gentlemen...
:46:23
...the star of GoodFellas, Raging Bull,
and 2 Heads in a Duffel Bag.
:46:31
Blimey, this is terrible. L haven't felt
this bad since The Swarm came out.
:46:36
The one bloke you think
would go berserk over this is Joe.
:46:39
Come on, more autographs?
:46:41
- But I think he's beginning to enjoy it.
- Come on, we need to get to Bowie's.
:46:45
Don't rush them.
They came a long way.
:46:47
- Well, who gives a fuck? L don't.
- Tell you what.
:46:50
Why don't we do a tour of my house
for an extra 10 bucks.
:46:54
L should have known better.
:46:56
Look what I got here.
L got the bobble hat from Home Alone.