:14:02
You said she was
a walk-up start.
:14:03
Her father set
the bloody greyhounds onto me.
:14:07
And I still convulse
every time I hear a dog bark.
:14:11
Come on, mate.
:14:13
I'd do it for you.
:14:14
Yeah, let everyone think
I'm a fairy.
:14:17
No.
:14:18
We fill out the forms.
:14:19
We send them in
to Canberra.
:14:21
They register us
as a same-sex couple.
:14:23
So then we're eligible
for the tax cuts.
:14:26
They think they've got
a couple of sure-fire votes.
:14:29
Everybody's happy.
:14:30
Yeah, they're happy.
We're gay.
:14:34
Well, just officially.
:14:36
You know,
some public service dickhead
:14:38
puts it in the computer,
:14:39
and we're eligible
for the tax cuts.
:14:42
End of story.
:14:44
Mate, I really need you
to help me with this.
:14:49
Please.
:14:52
Just sign the paper?
:14:54
Just sign the paper.
:14:55
And no one will ever know.
:14:57
Swear to God.
:15:02
Sorry, mate.
:15:03
I just can't do it.
:15:06
No.
:15:12
[Telephone ringing]
:15:22
Hello.
:15:23
(woman)
Hey, Dad, it's me.
:15:25
Carla.
:15:26
How are you, sweetheart?
:15:27
I'm great, Dad.
How are you?
:15:29
Oh, you know.
:15:29
Got plenty
to keep me out of trouble.
:15:31
Well, don't work too hard.
:15:33
You always take on too much.
:15:35
Gee, love, you're starting
to sound like your mum.
:15:38
[Laughs]
:15:39
Someone's got
to look after you now.
:15:40
Hey, Dad, I'm thinking
of comng up on the 21st.
:15:44
Oh, that'll be great.
:15:45
You'll be here
for the Firemen's Ball.
:15:48
Um, okay.
:15:50
I'm bringing Peter to meet you.
:15:51
Yeah, well, it's about time
your old man was introduced.
:15:54
My thoughts exactly, Dad.
:15:56
Might even have to give
the old overalls a wash, eh?