Strange Bedfellows

Vince has been part
of every important event
in my life.

He was my best man.
He was there
when my daughter was born...

and when my wife, Helen,
passed away.

He was a tower of strength
to me.

See, it doesn't matter
who you are;

if you have one real friend
in this life,

one person you can truly trust,
then you're very lucky indeed.
Vince Hopgood has been
the best mate a man could have.

And, yes, for anyone
out there who's interested,

I love him.
I'm not ashamed
to admt it.

Did you just grab my ass?
Yeah, well,
I'm only human.
I never thought for one moment
they were gay.