Surviving Christmas
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:24:01
Not really.
:24:04
Come on.
:24:08
# Oh, Christmas tree #
:24:10
Christine, you wanna
help me out here a little?

:24:13
No, you're doin' great.
:24:15
You're doin' good, Dad.
Come on. You can do it.

:24:22
[both] # Oh, Christmas tree
Oh, Christmas tree

:24:26
# You stand in woodland beauty
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# You are as green
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- # As winter snow
- # As summer snow

:24:33
- Winter snow.
- # Winter snow

:24:36
# As in summer's brightest glow
:24:39
# Oh, Christmas tree
Oh, Christmas tree

:24:45
# You stand in woodland beauty
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# Ahhh #
:24:52
That was great.
:24:53
- [Drew] That was good.
- [Tom] That was, yeah.

:24:56
All right.
:24:57
Without further ado, let's fire it up.
Ready? One, two...

:25:02
- [knocking]
- [groans]

:25:04
All right, people.
Take five. I'll deal with this.

:25:06
Thank Christ.
:25:10
Can I help you?
:25:13
Yeah. Who are you?
:25:16
Um, who are you?
:25:18
[Christine] Alicia!
:25:20
Hey, Mom. Hi. Who's this?
:25:22
Mom, who is this?
:25:24
Okay, what's going on?
:25:26
Dad's rented us for the holidays
to this eccentric millionaire.

:25:29
[Drew] You have a daughter?
Since when do you have a daughter?

:25:33
- It's her terrible secret.
- This is gonna ruin everything.

:25:36
- The whole bit doesn't work.
- Ruin? Know what?

:25:39
Shh. Will somebody say something
that makes some sense right now?

:25:43
Well, around Christmas,
I get anxiety...

:25:45
No, no. You stop talking. Mom?
:25:47
Drew wants a family Christmas,
so we're gonna be his family.

:25:51
- That's insane.
- Tell me about it.

:25:53
I never had a sister,
so this is bullshit right here.

:25:55
Okay. You are my
illegitimate love child.

:25:58
- Mom!
- And you had no idea about her.


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