:32:00
l've got enough on my plate without
the whole family finding out.
:32:03
Okay. but when the foreskin
fetish has worn off...
:32:06
and you're sitting in your Wallis
cardigan in your council flat...
:32:09
with your six snotty nosed
kids...
:32:11
waiting for some goyishe fella to
come from the pub and beat you up.
:32:13
l'll try very hard not to say
'l told you so'.
:32:15
-Will you visit me?
-Of course not.
:32:17
Well. a friend in need
is one thing...
:32:19
a friend in Battersea
is something else.
:32:20
l knew l could rely on you.
:32:25
-So lan's the younger one?
-lan's the older one with the baby.
:32:29
-Chris is the little shrimp.
-No big deal.
:32:32
lf you were meeting my parents we'd
have been rehearsing for weeks.
:32:35
When am l gonna meet them?
:32:37
-Hello?
-Hello. mum.
:32:42
...So l pulled the dog off and
there she was.
:32:45
Then l noticed that the dog had...
:32:49
calmed down. and we could
get on with the show.
:32:53
That old 'humping dog' routine.
:32:56
-lt gets them every time.
-lt worked for you. bruv.
:32:58
l've got no meat in my curry.
:33:01
lt's because there's no meat
in the curry.
:33:03
-lt's called vegetarian food.
-lt's Sunday!
:33:06
Well. l didn't know if Suzie
practised kosher or not.
:33:09
That's really thoughtful. thanks.
:33:16
-Have you got brothers or sisters?
-One of each.
:33:19
My younger sister's
about to get married.
:33:21
And my younger brother's about
to find out he's not Black.
:33:23
-Will that come as a shock to him?
-Yeah. big shock.
:33:26
How does it feel having your
younger sister get married?
:33:29
Oh. you know well...
maybe you don't.
:33:32
lt all seems a bit more relaxed
round here than at mine.
:33:35
Yeah. that's why l hang out here.
You should see my family.
:33:38
l don't know what you mean.
:33:39
Well. you don't give your kids
grief like my dad. do you?
:33:42
Yeah. you don't seem to meddle
as much as my parents.
:33:45
l just think if you hold on to the
ropes too hard in life...
:33:48
you just end up burning your
hands.
:33:50
Sometimes you've just got to go
where the wind takes you.
:33:54
lf there was any chance my parents
were into sailing...
:33:58
they'd definitely be the
'holding-on-to-the-ropes' type.